2.21.2003:
10:56 PMYes, indeed, it's a beautiful day for doing nothing.
If it weren't for the fact that I love showers too much to forsake my job responibilities and become a street person, nothing is exactly what I would do.
And I would be so damn good at it, I would get regular merit promotions. In no time at all, I would move from Street Person to Lead Street Person, eventually moving to VP of Street Living and Integration. Of course, this title would demand a lot of my time and responsibility, which would then preclude me from doing nothing.
Paradox!
I'm gonna go get a cup of coffee.
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